MORE LIKE COMEDY... "Righting"... HA-HA-HA-HA... I'm funny. (No, no you are not.)
So- What's up! Because of the nature of this post I'm likely to be... Very punny, so you know, be on the look-in for that... You know, this may sound useless and just dumb, but a sense of humor is a great trait for someone to have. Humor is what I deem a perfect cure, if used correctly, like seriously! It's applications are limitless! Like if someone broke up, in a party, or just making a meme on the side bar of my blog :). But srsly, humor also a good trait to have when talking, it can brighten someones day or bring up a funny topic, so. Remember to be funny.
Doesanybodyneedanytips?... I bet you do! Oh er, you don't? Ok... Erm WHATEVER, TIPS 4 U
Micah's WAAYYYY better five tips on how to make a Joke.
Alrighty, first things first, USING YOUR BRAIN... Simple right? Well not always, sometimes people can find trouble focusing on a joke, and what I mean by, USING YOUR BRAIN, is planning on the joke that you want to make, like a Doctor joke Ex. The doctor does something dumb, just to give you an Idea, SECOND-Dery! Plan how the joke will play out, not so simple, there are multiple ways to make a joke play out, like either, Punchline-less, Punchline, or Shock which is basically punchline, but it's funny because it isn't expected, and Punchline-less is essentially just a funny story. Third! Think about your planned audience, if you are going to tell this joke at a Pre-school it's probably not a good idea to make the joke to complex or inappropriate, Ex. "Whats the difference between a snowman and a snow-woman... SNOW BALLS!"... You are very likely going to lose your snowballs as well if you tell that joke. And lastly... Really, really think about your audience, like don't tell a black joke while in the ghetto, and don't tell a joke about old farts in a retirement home... Just, trust me on this one ok?..
So if you followed all of those you should be on your way to joke stardom... Or at least the nearest comedy club.
Well as for my Comedic Monolog, which is super awesome and better then everyone else's. It's going to be a-bunch of piled skits, most of which are going to make zero sense, and by most, I mean all. BUT REMEMBER WHAT I SAID AWHILE AGO... Shock jokes! That's my favorite kind of jokes and what I use for jokes, Exam-pull, 'Why did the Chicken cross the road', 'To join the soviet union.' IT'S DUMB BUT WORKS ALL THE TIME SIXTY PERCENT OF THE TIME. And if you don't see why that's funny THEN YOU'RE A COMMIE, or someone with actual sense but nah, shock jokes are really funny because of the unexpectedness of it. Hopefully you may actually laugh when you see it.
This is Micah and uh- I-I, crud, screwed up the ending... Bye!
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My name is Micah A. Miller and I'm a student at Kapa'a Middle. I love my friends and family. If you are reading this, I want to thank you because you have taken time to learn a bit more about me!